April 14, 2003
Twelve lies overheard in Buffalo

• "I think I'll spend the off day shopping at some of those stores we saw on the way to the rink."

• “Hey, the Cornell fans stole all of Michigan’s cheers!”

• “Colin Hemingway will be a better pro than Thomas Vanek.”

• “I don't think I'll head back to Ann Arbor until Sunday.”

• “I think those Minnesota cheerleaders will be safe if they climb on top of the bar.”

• “Of course I’m going to the New Hampshire championship parade.”

• “I can’t get enough of those NCAA public service announcements on the arena Jumbotron.”

• “Sure, Cornell lost to UNH, but the Big Red was beaten down by the grueling ECAC schedule.”

• “I don’t know what a guy’s gotta do to get a good plate of chicken wings in this town.”

• “Michigan’s up 2-0 … this game’s over.”

• “Those Inside College Hockey writers are as good looking as they are knowledgeable about hockey.”

• “The bars close at what, 4 a.m.? Yeah, I’ll meet you in the hotel lobby for breakfast.”