February 27, 2006
It's Come to This: The Best of Found on a Cocktail Napkin

1. While using convenience store microwave, you warn customers that there is one minute remaining in your burrito. (Ten Signs That You've Seen Too Much College Hockey This Year; Feb. 17, 1993)

2. Mr. Yells "Shoot!" Every Time The Puck Goes To The Point On The Power Play. (Ten of College Hockey's "Real Men of Genius"; Dec. 15, 2003)

3. Before the Finland game, Herb Brooks actually told the players that if they lost, they "might regret it for a while." (Ten Historical Inaccuracies You May See in the Movie "Miracle; Feb. 9, 2004)

4. "It's a Gopher hat. There might be 500 bucks in it." (Eleven Worst Excuses Not to Throw Your Hat for a Hat Trick; Dec. 8, 2003)

5. "Hey...there are guys jumping off the bench! And other guys are jumping on! This is pure chaos!" (Thirteen Signs You're Listening to a Bad Color Commentator; March 8, 2004)

6. "How did your mom's face get on the $1 bill?" (Things You Shouldn't Say When You Meet the President [after winning a national championship]; May 17, 2004)

7. Goalie is, in actuality, an old mattress propped up against the crossbar. (Ten Signs Your Team Has Packed it In for the Season; March 7, 2005)

8. "It's Orono ... What Else You Gonna Do?" (Ten Worst College Hockey Marketing Slogans; Oct. 10, 2005)

9. When you ask for tape, he replies, "Duct or masking?" (Twelve Signs You've Got a Bad Equipment Manager; Jan. 9, 2006)

10. The fact that we could have included about 50,000 more things on this list. (Eleven Things We're Thankful For; Nov. 25, 2002)