Nine Reasons for Puckman's Demotion
Rensselaer isn't getting rid of Puckman
as a hockey logo, but he'll be featured less prominently
on their uniforms and in publications.
was traumatized by friends and relatives frequently
shot into bleachers, never to return.
• Puckman's insistence
on using a composite mini-stick ballooned the team's
• The 'Tute is taking
strides to protect the new coaching staff from any lingering
malcontents from the Dan Fridgen era.
• Puckwoman is steamed
her husband is never home on Friday and Saturday nights.
• Co-workers complained
that he became unpredictable when on edge.
• Puffs around his helmet
determined by NCAA to be smoke signals, and therefore,
hostile and abusive.
• Pantsless photos posted
• New coach Seth Appert
determined not to have a program known for having the
best mascot in the ECAC Hockey League.
scandal surfaced regarding illegitimate son "Puckboy"
living in Kalamazoo.