October 30, 2006 Nine Reasons for Puckman's Demotion Rensselaer isn't getting rid of Puckman as a hockey logo, but he'll be featured less prominently on their uniforms and in publications. • He was traumatized by friends and relatives frequently shot into bleachers, never to return. • Puckman's insistence on using a composite mini-stick ballooned the team's equipment budget. • The 'Tute is taking strides to protect the new coaching staff from any lingering malcontents from the Dan Fridgen era. • Puckwoman is steamed her husband is never home on Friday and Saturday nights. • Co-workers complained that he became unpredictable when on edge. • Puffs around his helmet determined by NCAA to be smoke signals, and therefore, hostile and abusive. • Pantsless photos posted on Facebook. • New coach Seth Appert determined not to have a program known for having the best mascot in the ECAC Hockey League. • High-profile scandal surfaced regarding illegitimate son "Puckboy" living in Kalamazoo.