November 6 , 2006
Nine College Hockey Related Ballot Initiatives

• Red Measure (Michigan): Would cap the number of home games the University of Michigan hockey team could play during one season at 32.

• Proposal 21 (Wisconsin): Would allow a hockey stick as a substitute form of legal identification when entering a bar.

• Initiative Eh?: Would change spellings of the words center, defenseman, and offense to centre, defenceman, and offence in a nod to hockey's Canadian heritage. Would also mandate that the word organization be pronounced "ore-gan-EYE-ZAY-shun."

• Proposal CCHA (Ohio): Would make checking from behind a felony.

• Amendment BU (Boston): Would recognize the winner of the Beanpot title game as the true national champion.

• Proposal X (New York State): Would ban 'hostile and abusive' treatment of fish at Souther Tier hockey rinks. (Fast-tracked legislation enacted in time for Friday.)

• Proposal 285 (New Hampshire): Would ban all third-period goaltending meltdowns in March and April. Punishment is watching the "Handling the Puck Behind the Net the Ty Conklin Way" video.

• Referendum UAA: Would change name of University of Alaska Anchorage to University of Not Fairbanks, Which is a Cold, Remote Outpost Where People Have No TV and Are Regularly Eaten by Abominable Snowmen.

Measure AHA (North Dakota): Would authorize the state to erect signs the entire length of the NoDak-Minnesota border reading, "Welcome to North Dakota: Where Minnesota lost to Holy Cross in the first round of the 2006 NCAA Men's Ice Hockey Tournament."

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