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September
18, 2005
Recruiting Trail: INCH's 2005 All-Name Team
We've told you
who in this year's freshman class will make an impact on the ice.
But who, just by their name appearing in a box score, will bring
a smile to our faces? Who is prepared to carry the torch previously
held by the likes of Spanky Leonard, Reid Goolsby and Jake "Couldn't
Cut it in the Mexican League" Taylor?
Make no mistake,
a high standard has been set. But we think the members of INCH's
2005 Recruiting All-Name Team might just have the stuff to carry
on that legacy. You'll find their names, with comments, below.
2005
RECRUITING ALL-NAME TEAM
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School, Pos.
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Rensselaer, F
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What
happens when Mathieu runs on stage in the middle of a Vegas
show.
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Alaska Anchorage, F
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He
doesn’t go to the penalty box. He gets kenneled.
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Massachusetts, D
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“Hey
Butthead…heh heh heh…holding the stick...heh
heh heh...”
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Colgate, F
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Apparently,
directing "The Last Picture Show" wasn't enough
of a thrill for him.
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Canisius, F
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Impressed
coaching staff during recruiting visit by telling them he
has nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.
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Michigan, F
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Quinnipiac,
G |
His
name alone isn’t that unique…until you learn
he played junior for the Lindsay Muskies.
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Minnesota Duluth, D
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More
of a stay-at-home defenseman when compared to his partner
on the blue line, Mr. Hat.
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Boston College, F
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“For
the last time, you’re thinking of Don Koharski…and
no, I don’t want a donut!”
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Bemidji State, F
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Ironically,
his linemates in junior were named Clayton and Duper.
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Wayne State, F
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Not
if he wants to stay out of the penalty box.
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Lake Superior State, F
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Millions
of video game addicts worldwide are vicariously experiencing
his exploits through their PCs.
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Bowling Green, G
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His
pre-game eating habits haven’t been the same since
the night he gave up seven goals after downing a chicken
fried steak and a bag of pork rinds
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Sacred Heart, F
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Colorado College, F
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You
may know him as Big Bird's furry, brown friend on "Sesame
Street".
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Boston University, F
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He'll
beat a goalie on a slapper from the red line, but miss an
empty net from the goal mouth.
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